Why did the Language Poet cross the road?
The answer to that an other persistent questions here.
Enjoy!
Joseph Hutchison, Colorado Poet Laureate 2014-2019, has published 20 collections of poems and edited or co-edited three poetry anthologies. He currently directs two master’s-level programs for University College at the University of Denver: Professional Creative Writing and Arts & Culture Management. Joe lives with his wife, Melody Madonna, in the mountains southwest of Denver, Colorado, the city where he was born. 
I <i>haven't</i> seen these! Though the Dali option is one I've heard in this form:<br /><br />Q: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br /><br />A: Fish.<br /><br />Thanks, William!
You’ve probably already seen these, but what the heck.<br /><br />“Why did the chicken cross the road?”<br /><br />Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.<br /><br />Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.<br /><br />Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.<br /><br />Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.<br /><br />Salvador Dali