Writing Jokes (No, Not Writing Them…)

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  1. Joseph Hutchison
    Joseph Hutchison July 29, 2009 at 7:41 pm .

    I <i>haven&#39;t</i> seen these! Though the Dali option is one I&#39;ve heard in this form:<br /><br />Q: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br /><br />A: Fish.<br /><br />Thanks, William!

  2. William Michaelian
    William Michaelian July 28, 2009 at 9:45 pm .

    You’ve probably already seen these, but what the heck.<br /><br />“Why did the chicken cross the road?”<br /><br />Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.<br /><br />Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.<br /><br />Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.<br /><br />Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.<br /><br />Salvador Dali

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